Article 6EJ0F Biden Attempts To Ease Worries About His Age With Dramatic Face Lift

Biden Attempts To Ease Worries About His Age With Dramatic Face Lift

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WASHINGTON-Amid startled screams and gasps as the 46th commander in chief addressed the country, President Joe Biden attempted to ease worries about his age Thursday with a dramatic facelift. My fellow Americans, people will try and argue that I'm unfit for office, but as you can see, I'm feeling younger than ever,"...

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