Article 6EP4B Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing

Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing

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CLEVELAND-Rushing into action mere moments before the situation reached a point of no return, heroic police officer Samuel Esposito reportedly talked a man down Tuesday from the edge of climaxing. Sir, before you do something drastic that we all regret, I'm asking you put down your penis and step away from the...

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