Article 6EYQX NFL Introduces New Helmet Designed To Protect Players’ Wives

NFL Introduces New Helmet Designed To Protect Players’ Wives

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NEW YORK-Attributing the move to its need to address a long-standing safety concern, the NFL introduced a new helmet this week designed to protect players' wives. These new helmets are specially designed to withstand repeated blows and to protect the faces of our players' wives, girlfriends, mistresses, and other...

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