Article 6F00D Lauren Boebert Offers To Personally Jerk Off Any Constituents She Offended

Lauren Boebert Offers To Personally Jerk Off Any Constituents She Offended

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WASHINGTON-In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown out of a theatrical performance, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced Friday that she would personally jerk off any constituents she offended. In the past week, I've heard from many supporters who were concerned by...

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