Wildly Flailing Tree Clearly Exaggerating Reaction To Breeze
KANSAS CITY, MO-Rolling their eyes as the tulip poplar they sat beneath began to rustle Monday, local witnesses reported that a wildly flailing tree was exaggerating its reaction to what was nothing more than a gentle breeze. Ugh, can you believe the theatrics?" said sighing onlooker Darrell Denton, who stood up and...