Article 6FAQX Confusing Haunted Maze Fails To Explain Narratively Why Someone Would Jump Out From Corner Screaming

Confusing Haunted Maze Fails To Explain Narratively Why Someone Would Jump Out From Corner Screaming

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ERIE, CO-With its muddled storyline lacking the details necessary to justify the actions of its character, a local haunted maze failed to explain narratively why someone would jump out from around a corner screaming like that, sources reported Thursday. So we turn a corner and a man is running at us with a axe, but...

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