Article 6FC47 Biden Announces Nation’s Vibrators Will Buzz At 2 P.M. Today In Test Of Emergency Stimulation Program

Biden Announces Nation’s Vibrators Will Buzz At 2 P.M. Today In Test Of Emergency Stimulation Program

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WASHINGTON-Spreading the word ahead of time so that Americans wouldn't be caught off guard, President Joe Biden announced that all of the nation's vibrators would buzz at 2 p.m. today in a test of the Emergency Stimulation Program. This routine test of the ESP will be automatically directed to every consumer vibrator...

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