New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

But why would a simulation create El Reg? Mmm... pizza

Going by the fact that Elon Musk said there was only one in a billion chance that the world was not simulated, we might save ourselves a lot of time and assume that on this occasion, as on so many others, the 52-year-old rocket bro has made a beeline for the wrong end of the stick....