Article 6FGPJ University Installs Red-Light Phones For Conservative Students Being Assaulted By Progressive Beliefs

University Installs Red-Light Phones For Conservative Students Being Assaulted By Progressive Beliefs

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ITHACA, NY-In an effort to improve student safety on campus, Cornell University reportedly completed the installation of 36 red-light emergency phones Thursday for conservative students to use if they feel they have been assaulted by progressive beliefs. We are committed to protecting any right-leaning student who...

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