Article 6FPSD Humane Meat Company Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep

Humane Meat Company Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep

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WICHITA, KS-Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, Cargill Meat Solutions announced Thursday that it had hired assassins to quietly slaughter cows in their sleep. In order to reduce the suffering of livestock, trained hit men will creep into the pens of cattle late at night and...

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