Article 6FTQ4 Exhausted Doctors Pronounce Patient Dead Enough

Exhausted Doctors Pronounce Patient Dead Enough

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MINNEAPOLIS-Following a long and particularly stressful surgery, a team of exhausted doctors at Fairview Memorial Hospital pronounced patient Ross Neal, 79, dead enough, sources confirmed Tuesday. Time of pretty much death, 2:45 a.m." said Dr. Ted Domke, noting the patient's diminished brain activity and the fact...

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