Article 6FZE9 Man Calls To Inform Previous Sexual Partners He’s Contracted The Curse Of The Pharaoh

Man Calls To Inform Previous Sexual Partners He’s Contracted The Curse Of The Pharaoh

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WINSTON-SALEM, NC-His worst fears confirmed after an examination of his pubic region revealed a plague of genital locusts, area man Justin Frausto reportedly called several of his previous sexual partners Monday to inform them he had contracted the curse of the pharaoh. Hey, Kaylie! Sorry for the bad news, but I...

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