Article 6G1AN Tyson Files For Bankruptcy After Dang Coyote Gets Into Coop Again

Tyson Files For Bankruptcy After Dang Coyote Gets Into Coop Again

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SPRINGDALE, AR-Unable to overcome the devastating losses it incurred as a result of that ornery critter, food processing company Tyson Foods filed for bankruptcy Wednesday after a got-dang coyote got into the ol' chicken coop again. Someone done gone an' left the door open last night, and I'll be dad-blamed if a...

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