Article 6G57R Woman Envisioning New Life As Reclusive Widow Just Seconds After Learning Husband Has Weird Migraine

Woman Envisioning New Life As Reclusive Widow Just Seconds After Learning Husband Has Weird Migraine

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PORTLAND, ME-The entire tapestry of her future existence flashing before her eyes as her partner described his minor ailment, local woman Sandra Donaldson reportedly envisioned an entirely new life as a reclusive widow just seconds after her husband Scott mentioned he felt a weird migraine coming on. Oh, sorry...

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