Picky Eater Refuses To Take Bite Of Still-Beating Heart Of Slain Enemy
ST. CLOUD, MN-Wincing and gagging at the mere thought of consuming his nemesis, picky eater Daniel Welty refused to take a bite of the still-beating heart of his slain enemy, sources confirmed Wednesday. Young man, you're not getting up from this table until you at least try your defeated foe's pulsating heart," said...