Article 6GBGJ Congressional Staffers Instructed To Smash Any Phone That Receives Calls About Palestine

Congressional Staffers Instructed To Smash Any Phone That Receives Calls About Palestine

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WASHINGTON-With a clear majority of their constituents demanding a ceasefire, members of Congress instructed staffers on Monday to smash any phone that received a call about Palestine. Should voters attempt to reach you to express their opposition to hostilities in Gaza, please make sure the device on which they...

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