Article 6GETP Exhausted Man Just Going To Roll Over And Pretend He Didn’t See Horse Head In Bed For 5 More Minutes

Exhausted Man Just Going To Roll Over And Pretend He Didn’t See Horse Head In Bed For 5 More Minutes

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LOS ANGELES-Mumbling It's way too early for this" under his breath, local man Ron Myers confirmed Friday that he was just going to roll over and pretend he didn't see the horse head in his bed for five more minutes. Nope," said Myers, who took one look at the severed head of the prized racehorse bloodying his...

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