Article 6GGSV Man Always Feels Guilty Shitting On Freshly Mopped Café Floor

Man Always Feels Guilty Shitting On Freshly Mopped Café Floor

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SALINA, KS-Expressing remorse for ruining the staff's hard work, local man Jason Reddick told reporters Monday that he always felt guilty shitting on a freshly mopped cafe floor. I feel so bad when an employee has literally just put down the wet floor' sign down, and then I show up and immediately defecate all over...

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