Article 6GKM0 Huge Cousin Top-Ranked Recruit For Thanksgiving Pickup Football Game

Huge Cousin Top-Ranked Recruit For Thanksgiving Pickup Football Game

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VINTON, IA-Noting that the 17-year-old had sprouted at least three inches in the past six months alone, family sources confirmed Thursday that huge cousin Caleb Perez was the top-ranked recruit for their annual Thanksgiving pickup football game. I know [Uncle] Steve is going to try to lure him over to his team, but I...

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