Article 6GQA3 Biden Campaign Imperiled By Really Scratchy Blanket That Makes It Hard For President To Sleep

Biden Campaign Imperiled By Really Scratchy Blanket That Makes It Hard For President To Sleep

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WASHINGTON-Following an investigation into the candidate's lackluster poll numbers, President Biden's campaign has traced the source of the Democratic incumbent's troubles to a really scratchy blanket that makes it hard for him to sleep, according to a copy of an internal memo obtained Tuesday by reporters. All of...

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