How to deorbit the Chromebook... and repurpose it for innovators

Opinion Space junk grabs headlines. There's a lot of space hardware alive and dead - 9,064 objects at the time of writing according to the Orbiting Now tracker - and cleaning it up at end of life is the focus of a number of bizarrely nautical technology proposals like sails, harpoons and nets, more at home on an 18th century whaling ship than Low Earth Orbit....