Child Instructed Not To Sit On Santa’s Colostomy Bag
MONTCLAIR, NJ-Saying that a lot had changed since Old St. Nick left the North Pole last Christmas, a local mall Santa instructed children Monday not to sit on Santa's colostomy bag. Ho, ho, ho, Santa is so excited to see all his favorite boys and girls, so long as they are very careful when they come to say hello,"...