Cool Guy Kept Up All Night By Intrusive Memories Of All The Times He Was Awesome
CLEVELAND-Tossing and turning throughout the night, local cool guy Maxwell Dutra was reportedly unable to get to sleep Tuesday due to intrusive memories from all of the times he was awesome. Oh God, no, no, no, no, I'm so fucking awesome, I'm just the absolute best," said Dutra, who groaned and pressed a pillow over...