Article 6H55V California Prospectors Rush To Midwest To Pan For Water

California Prospectors Rush To Midwest To Pan For Water

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KEARNY, NE-Hearing tell of vast deposits of liquid gold free for the taking, California prospectors faced with drought in their state reportedly began rushing to the Midwest this week to pan for water. Well, I'll be damned-we've hit the mother lode," said a dust-covered Jefferson Wild Eyes" Tibbs, falling to his...

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