Article 6H8GC Man Tragically Unaware He Possesses Among The Top 5 Most Beautiful Assholes In America

Man Tragically Unaware He Possesses Among The Top 5 Most Beautiful Assholes In America

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POUGHKEEPSIE, NY-Going about his daily life completely oblivious to his exceptional gift, area man Daniel Clark remains tragically unaware that he possesses one of the top five most beautiful assholes in America, sources confirmed Thursday. Every single day this man wakes up, goes to work, and comes home without the...

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