Article 6HHHM Dark, Mysterious Forces Compel Woman To Work Out To ‘High School Musical 2’ Soundtrack

Dark, Mysterious Forces Compel Woman To Work Out To ‘High School Musical 2’ Soundtrack

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TROY, MI-Infiltrating her mind, body, and spirit, dark, mysterious forces reportedly compelled local woman Celina Carini to work out Tuesday to the High School Musical 2 soundtrack. Extremely disturbed sources confirmed that chills ran down their spines as they observed Carini step onto a treadmill at the gym, open...

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