Article 6HHTM Man In Impeccably Tailored Suit Urges Americans To Invest In Stock Market

Man In Impeccably Tailored Suit Urges Americans To Invest In Stock Market

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NEW YORK-Enrapturing the nation with his well-pressed trousers and matching jacket, a man in an impeccably tailored suit, allegedly with a pocket square and everything, urged Americans to invest in the stock market, sources confirmed Tuesday. This man, with his crisp, white shirt and perfectly fitted pants obviously...

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