Article 6HK4K Climate Scientists Urge Switch To Renewable Psychic Energy Of Frail, Bald Child

Climate Scientists Urge Switch To Renewable Psychic Energy Of Frail, Bald Child

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WASHINGTON-Emphasizing that the newly discovered resource was our only hope to save the planet, climate scientists urged the public Thursday to switch to the renewable psychic energy of a frail, bald child. After years of research, we can confidently say that the only way to avert climate disaster is to harvest the...

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