Article 6HPYR Nation’s Strangers Announce Plans To Stand Near You

Nation’s Strangers Announce Plans To Stand Near You

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MILWAUKEE-Promising to violate any and all personal space, the nation's strangers held a press conference Tuesday to announce their plan to stand near you. Whether it's on the subway, in a coffee shop, at the bank, or in a park-we will closely hover around you and breathe on your neck," said sources who asked not to...

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