Article 6HXKC Frail, Emaciated MLB Players Still A Few Weeks Away From Regaining Strength To Lift Single Baseball

Frail, Emaciated MLB Players Still A Few Weeks Away From Regaining Strength To Lift Single Baseball

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ARLINGTON, TX-Easing back into shape after a long offseason, frail, emaciated Major League Baseball players confirmed Wednesday that they were still a few weeks away from regaining the strength necessary to lift a single baseball. It's going to take a lot of work, but we should be able to pick up the ball without...

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