The Onion 5: January 19, 2024

from The Onion on 2024-01-19 19:04 (#6HZXJ)

HONOLULU-Determined to offset any bias that might cause them to be overlooked on the basis of their stature, the nation's short guys held a press conference Friday in which they announced plans to dress real snazzy.

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