Article 6J1TK Consumer Confidence Sky-High After Every American Begins Vomiting Up Torrents Of Silver Dollars

Consumer Confidence Sky-High After Every American Begins Vomiting Up Torrents Of Silver Dollars

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ANN ARBOR, MI-The bile-covered coins marking an inflection point in the measure of economic sentiment, a University of Michigan report released Monday found that consumer confidence was sky-high after every U.S. resident began vomiting up torrents of silver dollars. Our data indicate that consumer confidence has...

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