Article 6J4KJ Sweden Gives Man 6 Months Paternity Leave For Busting Huge Load

Sweden Gives Man 6 Months Paternity Leave For Busting Huge Load

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STOCKHOLM-Utilizing one of the Scandinavian country's generous social masturbator programs, the Swedish government gave resident Henrik Svensson six months' paternity leave Thursday for busting a huge load. Upon notification that Mr. Henrik Svensson had cum thick ropes of pearly white semen, the aforementioned will...

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