Article 6JB0M Walmart Releases Wolves Into Stores To Manage Shoplifter Density

Walmart Releases Wolves Into Stores To Manage Shoplifter Density

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BENTONVILLE AR-Confirming the wild animals had been captured and airlifted from forests in Oregon and Montana, Walmart announced it had released wolves into hundreds of it stores this week to help manage shoplifter density. Although the issue of retail theft is complex, we believe it's nothing that a few apex...

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