Article 6JFYH Embarrassed Man Kills Mood Struggling To Unclasp Date’s Chip Clip

Embarrassed Man Kills Mood Struggling To Unclasp Date’s Chip Clip

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SAN DIEGO-Embarrassing himself profusely in what would otherwise have been a successful evening, local man Joseph Ward reportedly killed the mood Thursday after struggling to unclasp date Heather Kapelos' chip clip. I'm really sorry, just give me another minute," said Ward, who later confirmed he could feel Kapelos'...

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