Article 6K4HY Satanic Couple No Longer Has Shared Dark Vision For Future

Satanic Couple No Longer Has Shared Dark Vision For Future

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PHOENIX-Having grown apart over the years in their perspectives on sin, depravity, and strange, diabolical rites, satanic couple Dane and Melissa Sinclair told reporters Tuesday they no longer have a shared dark vision for the future. We used to see eye-to-eye on our Dark Lord's plan for us, but as we've grown older,...

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