Article 6K6X4 Ozempic Maker Triumphantly Announces New Drug That Makes Obese Person Disappear Entirely

Ozempic Maker Triumphantly Announces New Drug That Makes Obese Person Disappear Entirely

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COPENHAGEN, DENMARK-In what the pharmaceutical company hailed as a major breakthrough in weight management, Ozempic maker Novo Nordisk triumphantly announced a new drug Friday that makes obese people disappear entirely. Although our previous treatment could significantly reduce the patient's BMI, what we're talking...

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