Article 6K836 Paul Giamatti’s Lazy Eye Drunkenly Watching Oscars From Corner Of Dive Bar

Paul Giamatti’s Lazy Eye Drunkenly Watching Oscars From Corner Of Dive Bar

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NEW YORK-Hunched over a pint of beer, Paul Giamatti's fake lazy eye from The Holdovers was reportedly drunkenly watching the Oscars broadcast from a corner of the dive bar, sources confirmed Sunday. Turn it up, turn it up, I can't hear!" said the prosthetic eyeball, which slurred its words as it tried to tell...

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