Article 6K8BF U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

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NORFOLK, VA-Reaching the decision after an extensive discussion amongst the military branch's leadership, the U.S. Navy announced Friday its plan to phase out all wet activities over the coming year. Although wetness has long defined the Navy's operations, we've concluded that getting wet is really more trouble...

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