‘I Wish I Had Your Metabolism,’ Sighs Woman Seeing Garfield Swallow Whole Lasagna In One Gulp
INDIANAPOLIS-Pushing around a limp salad in a bowl, local woman Danielle Guerra reportedly sighed and said, I wish I had your metabolism," Monday upon seeing Garfield swallow a whole lasagna in one gulp. You're so lucky that you can eat that stuff all the time and not gain any weight," Guerra said as her eyes moved...