Article 6KB9V Owner Of Shuttered Hermit Crab Kiosk Probably Retired To Private Tropical Island

Owner Of Shuttered Hermit Crab Kiosk Probably Retired To Private Tropical Island

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COLUMBUS, OH-Pleased to see his years of hard work had finally paid off, sources confirmed Wednesday that the owner of the shuttered hermit crab kiosk at the mall had probably retired to his own private tropical island. Good for him," said one of the sources, who smiled wistfully as they imagined the now fabulously...

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