Article 6KHS9 Deep Bellow Of ‘I’m Hungry!’ Rolls Out Of Teenage Son’s Animal-Bone-Filled Den

Deep Bellow Of ‘I’m Hungry!’ Rolls Out Of Teenage Son’s Animal-Bone-Filled Den

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SHEBOYGAN, WI-Cowering with visible terror as the demand reverberated from the dank, cavernous space, Ricker family sources confirmed Friday that a deep bellow of I'm hungry" had rolled out of their teenage son Caleb's animal-bone-filled den. Feed me! Put it in my mouth! More! More now!" the 15-year-old said in...

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