Article 6KKF7 Study Finds Majority Of Americans No Longer Have Energy To Stand While Brushing Teeth

Study Finds Majority Of Americans No Longer Have Energy To Stand While Brushing Teeth

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WASHINGTON-According to a new study released by the National Research Council on Monday, the majority of Americans no longer have the energy required to stand while brushing their teeth. Exhausted from the stress of being alive, more than half of U.S. residents now lack the vigor and zeal a person needs to remain on...

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