Article 6KS82 Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On

Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On

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ATLANTA-The faces of top executives falling as they gauged the public's apathy, sources reported the Coca-Cola Company was incredibly hurt Tuesday that the nation was not going to try the new soda flavor they worked so hard on. Seriously, you're not even going to taste it?" said CEO James Quincey, who stood in front...

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