Article 6KVWC Terrifying Shadow Cast Across Hall As Roommate’s Hookup Lumbers Toward Bathroom

Terrifying Shadow Cast Across Hall As Roommate’s Hookup Lumbers Toward Bathroom

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COLUMBIA, MO-A darkness falling upon the corridor as they sat on the couch enjoying a movie, residents of a local three-bedroom apartment reportedly cowered in terror Friday as a roommate's hookup lumbered toward the bathroom. According to sources, a monstrous groan was heard from behind a closed bedroom door,...

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