Article 6KY11 God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity

God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity

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THE HEAVENS-In a statement addressed to individuals at risk of having their access to life on earth permanently revoked, God, the Almighty Creator, confirmed Monday that He would soon delete millions of humans due to inactivity. To my dear creations, per My all-seeing eye, you have not been an active participant in...

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