Humane AI pins review confirm what we already expected: it’s useless trash

I didn't want to spend too much time on this thing, but I feel like we can all use a good laugh at a stupid product hyped only by the tech media. The Verge reviewed the Humane AI pin, and entirely predictably, it's a complete and utter trashfire.

But until all of that happens, and until the whole AI universe gets better, faster, and more functional, the AI Pin isn't going to feel remotely close to being done. It's a beta test, a prototype, a proof of concept that maybe someday there might be a killer device that does all of these things. I know with absolute certainty that the AI Pin is not that device. It's not worth $700, or $24 a month, or all the time and energy and frustration that using it requires. It's an exciting idea and an infuriating product.

AI gadgets might one day be great. But this isn't that day, and the AI Pin isn't that product. I'll take my phone back now, thanks.

David Pierce at The Verge

It takes dozens of seconds to reply to any query, the battery is severely lacking, the answers you get are mostly wrong or useless, sending text messages is effectively broken, and tons of promised features don't work because they're not implemented. In another video review, MrMobile also shows the device overheating all the time, a problem that's common to all of the devices. I don't think trashfire is harsh enough to describe this junk.