Article 6M17K Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living

Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living

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BANGOR, ME-Tearing away the pall of shadow and misery that had once cloaked his whole existence, an extra egg roll mistakenly thrown into a takeout order at local Chinese restaurant Panda Palace reportedly became Allen Russo's sole reason for living this week. There is hope in this bleak world after all," said...

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