Article 6M3W2 Absent-Minded Man Can’t Remember Why He Slathered His Nude Body In Pork Fat And Lit Himself On Fire

Absent-Minded Man Can’t Remember Why He Slathered His Nude Body In Pork Fat And Lit Himself On Fire

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ALPHARETTA, GA-Racking his brain for the reason he decided to apply lard to his person and publicly self-immolate, absent-minded man Tim Bagwell told reporters Tuesday that he couldn't remember why he slathered his nude body in pork fat and lit himself on fire. I cannot for the life of me recall why I stripped off...

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