Absent-Minded Man Can’t Remember Why He Slathered His Nude Body In Pork Fat And Lit Himself On Fire
ALPHARETTA, GA-Racking his brain for the reason he decided to apply lard to his person and publicly self-immolate, absent-minded man Tim Bagwell told reporters Tuesday that he couldn't remember why he slathered his nude body in pork fat and lit himself on fire. I cannot for the life of me recall why I stripped off...