Article 6M61D Attention-Seeking Friend Obviously Hoping Someone Will Ask Where Other Arm Went

Attention-Seeking Friend Obviously Hoping Someone Will Ask Where Other Arm Went

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CHAMPAIGN, IL-As she struggled to pull open the cafe door with an armful of books, friends of local woman Fela Torres reported Wednesday that the drama queen was, as usual, seeking everyone's attention and obviously hoping the sad display would lead to one of them asking where her other arm went. Oh Lord, I wonder...

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